[Smells Like News] Which Celeb Needs to Move to Prozac Nation?

Usually we bitch about stars doing too many drugs, but this one is battling serious depression and isn't getting the pills she needs. If only there were a pill to cure bad fashion sense. There's one star who needs it!

1. "This celebrity is struggling with some serious depression/anxiety. Because of religious beliefs, we're told the issue isn't being treated seriously by family members. To make matters worse, the ‘treatments' that the star has been offered to improve the situation, have only worsened the problem. If these stories are true, we only hope the celeb can get the help they need, including support from their loved ones. Not Jen Garner." [BuzzFoto]

2. "While we are pleased that the newer styles of blue jeans include higher waists, there is one female star who needs a little help in the fashion department. She doesn't seem to be able to find a pair of pants that don't embarrass her in one way or another. She still wears those low-slung jeans that simultaneously highlight both whale tail and muffin top…and even the occasional plumber's crack. We were pleased to see her recently in the newer, higher waist jeans with the stove pipe legs, until we realized that her legs were being squeezed so hard that her legs looked like tightly packed sausage links. While she is still blaming her genes for her inability to look good in jeans, maybe she should steer clear of skinny jeans and stick to the boyfriend style. Especially if she's got a baby on board. And definitely steer clear of those horrid Mom jeans, mmmkay?" [Blind Gossip]

3. "D lister for sure, but was on Celebrity Rehab. Singer. Anyway, she was spotted at the Torrid fashion show last week and was being offered wine by someone who obviously didn't know better or just didn't care. In fact she was offered wine more than once by several people including waiters. She turned them down everytime and even walked away when she needed to gather herself. All the while she kept drinking sugar-free Red Bull. Oh, and the guy she was with (maybe her husband?) seemed like a tool. He kept leaving her to make and take phone calls." [CDaN]




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Posted By sysop to Smells Like News at 9/30/2009 07:32:00 A
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