[Smells Like News] Michael Jackson Had Unrequited Love for Hitler's Oral
The steaming pile of bullshit news surrounding late pop-star Michael Jackson continues to ooze out of every single one of society's pores. Today's tale? He loved Adolf Hitler. A lot!
According to British tab-rag The Sun, Jackson once told a friend — a rabbi! — Shmuley Boteach that Hitler, leader of the anti-Jews, was a genius orator. Which, despite the murderous dicator's message, is, sadly, accurate.
So said Jackson, according to Boteach's secretly recorded tapes:
Hitler was a genius orator. To make that many people turn and change and hate, he had to be a showman and he was.
In addition to praising Hitler's oratorical manipulation, Jackson also insisted that he could have cured the hate-filled Fuhrer. Which, we suppose, could be true: Hitler's entire genocidal concept would have been inverted after seeing a black man turned into a white woman.
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Posted By sysop to Smells Like News at 9/24/2009 09:04:00 P
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