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[Smells Like News] A Look at Polanski's Lovely Alpine Jail Cell

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If Roman Polanski wins his petition for house arrest he'll probably end up here at "Milky Way," the chalet he owns outside Gstaad. At least it's got a view. [ Images via Getty ] -- Posted By sysop to Smells Like News at 9/30/2009 08:45:00 P --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Smells Like News" group. To post to this group, send email to smellslikenews@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to smellslikenews+unsubscribe@googlegroups.com For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/smellslikenews?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---

[Smells Like News] DMX To Try Mixed Martial Arts Fighting In December

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Rapper will go up against a member of his management team for Alabama Pride event. By Jayson Rodriguez DMX Photo: Jason Kempin/FilmMagic Throughout his career, DMX has battled personal demons, rival rappers and label politics. His next fight, though, won't be anything like his previous challenges. And it's unclear whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. The often-troubled rapper is scheduled to participate in an unregulated mixed martial arts fight on December 12 in Alabama's Birmingham Jefferson Convention Complex as part of the "Alabama Pride" event. X will actually be pitted against a member of his new management team, according to Hot 97 news guru Miss Info . The rapper's opponent, Eric Martinez, is an Arizona entrepreneur and a onetime MMA competitor with a single win under his belt. DMX has never appeared in a match of this kind before. The puzzling move is the latest misstep in the rapper's once storied career that saw him bec

[Smells Like News] Day Three: All Outraged Roads Lead to Roman

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One thing is for sure, where ever you stand on the Roman Polanski case, you are angry today. Fingers are pointing; names are being called. And we're just getting warmed up. Here's your day in Polanski: • The first apology is in in Polanski World '09 . Not quite an apology actually, just a clarification. Whoopi Goldberg started out today's episode of The View by clarifying that when she said the original charge was not "rape rape" she explains, sort of, she was not attempting to brush away the charges but was making a distinction between rape and child molestation, and then she changed the subject to clear up bizarre talk that she herself had been molested. • In perhaps the most pompous dismissal yet of these little people and their ridiculous child rape fears, legendary film critic/hero to film students everywhere, Jonathan Rosenbaum posted the following statement on his blog under the header: On the Arrest of Roman Polanski, "American lynch mobs

[Smells Like News] This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Karda...

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness , in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch , Star , Life & Style , Us and Ok! . This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. Life & Style "Slim Down Super Fast." Did you know that if you dance all day instead of working at a desk, you can lose weight? Kelly Osbourne says now that she's on Dancing With The Stars : "I do five hours of rehearsals a day — sometimes even six." Debi Mazar says: "I've lost 11 pounds, and I've noticed my body toning in weird areas — my bra bulge is gone." This six-page extravaganza of peeps who lost weight dancing includes Mya — who was "soft" but is now "toned"; Kathy Ireland, who was "full-figured" but is now "foxy" and model Joanna Krupa, who was "thin" and is now "athletic." Moving on: In a poll titled "Who'd You

[Smells Like News] All Outraged Roads Lead to Roman

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One thing is for sure, where ever you stand on the Roman Polanski case, you are angry today. Fingers are pointing; names are being called. And we're just getting warmed up. Here's your day in Polanski: • The first apology is in in Polanski World '09 . Not quite an apology actually, just a clarification. Whoopi Goldberg started out today's episode of The View by clarifying that when she said the original charge was not "rape rape" she explains, sort of, she was not attempting to brush away the charges but was making a distinction between rape and child molestation, and then she changed the subject to clear up bizarre talk that she herself had been molested. • In perhaps the most pompous dismissal yet of these little people and their ridiculous child rape fears, legendary film critic/hero to film students everywhere, Jonathan Rosenbaum posted the following statement on his blog under the header: On the Arrest of Roman Polanski, "American lynch mobs

[Smells Like News] The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance

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The Hills are on fire! Everyone is talking about last night's sixth season premiere, but it looks like Lauren Conrad leaving has doomed the show. Know what, who cares? The City is a million times better, anyway. The big news for the sixth season is that Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach fame was returning to bitch it up after LC, the show's grand dame of drama, left for greener pastures. And those pastures are green with big money. Today it was announced that the Twilight team will adapt her novel into a movie . Earlier this year Audrina Partridge decided to call it quits for her own reality show and today Stephanie Pratt , the prattling sister of reality über-goober Specer Pratt, said she was quitting the show because she's sick of it. I can understand why. Last night, I decided it was finally time to cave in to the peer pressure of the pop culture machine and finally watch an episode of this show. Yes, last night Kristin Cavallari popped my Hills cherry and it